they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My life is pants optional.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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