He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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