No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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