I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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