I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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