There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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