I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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