It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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