At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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