It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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