What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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