Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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