He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
tell your sister to shave her snatch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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