windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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