Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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