you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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