Buhtt sex?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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