I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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