Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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