Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I need a beard to bite.
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