she was so not down for the gang bang
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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