She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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