bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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