I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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