he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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