Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have fence marks all over my body
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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