CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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