my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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