i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Randomize
