i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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