I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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