That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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