turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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