scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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