OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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