Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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