get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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