How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it because I queefed?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
