Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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