is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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