I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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