Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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