you're like a bully in the Christmas story
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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