She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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