there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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