i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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