You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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