Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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