somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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