so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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