dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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