There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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