Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Shame is for Republicans.
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