I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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