A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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