why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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