so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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