i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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